My Project Switch

After 2-ish years of work with [REDACTED INFORMATION], I have decided to switch my project of focus to a language I have just discovered. It sort of looks like the Standard Galactic alphabet, but when I tried translating the text using that, I got gibberish back. Well, actually, the translation was "jrjr drurh hr grxr uxrlvwdv"... which is utter nonsense. Clearly it's not just substitution, but I'm not sure if it's even a real language! My field of work will be studying this language system for probably the next 2 to 3 years, I just hope that I figure this out before the 2010s come to a close. I mean, that's 9 whole years. I cannot imagine staying here for 9 more years, yet alone 5 more years. If I do though, it's probably not going to be that bad. I mean, I love my work, it is very interesting right now, and I really wouldn't mind doing it for longer.
Uh... what else? Oh, um, Isaac is doing pretty well. He's doing relativity or something right now, it sounds pretty interesting. I wonder if it can be used to create some sort of time travel machine thingy. I asked him last week about that, he said it wasn't impossible. But what if, y'know? I mean, recently some big science centres are making good progress on trying to find an extra particle, so what if when they find it, they can harness its power to do something said to be impossible today. I'm optimistic that we'll find it by 2014, but in the meantime, I guess I can ponder some other scientific questions. Will we ever have robots properly answering questions using the World Wide Web? Sure, there's ELIZA, but she can't answer some basic questions most of the time. I get it, she's supposed to be therapy program, but how can she call herself that when she doesn't help with therapy! When are the elements 113, 115, 116, and 118 going to be named? They've been discovered for ages now, but why don't they have proper names? Look, "ununtrium, ununpentium, ununseptium, ununoctium". These names are just "element 1-1-3", "element 1-1-5", etc. Maybe Russinium or Jinrium for 113, Oganessium for 115, Oakridgium or Tenessium for 117, and Ninovium or Inerseptium for 118. Basically it's where it was discovered or who it was discovered by to name the elements, except the 118 possibility. Inerseptium could be used because it would be the 7th inert gas.
Anyway, uh... yeah. I'm switching project and I think it's going to be fun. I actually really like this job, and I sincerely hope I can stay here for a few more years.

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